at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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