Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My feet surprised me
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