Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I will be naked everywhere
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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