i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
All I want is dick and wine.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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