I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Who died my cat blue again?
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