no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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