your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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