worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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