I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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