Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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