Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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