Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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