Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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