If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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