another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I smell stomach acid.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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