The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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