everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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