you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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