Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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