She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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