i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Randomize
