i just had sex bonerless
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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