Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
you had me at cake vodka
Bang-toberfest begins!!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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