Buhtt sex?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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