i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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