we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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