You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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