Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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