Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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