So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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