Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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