You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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