I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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