If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
