that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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