hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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