what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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