GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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