No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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