I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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