He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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