i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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