so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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