have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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