I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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