She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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