Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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