I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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