Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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