Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize
