what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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