considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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