I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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