I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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