Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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