Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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